{"id":892,"date":"2006-09-06T03:25:22","date_gmt":"2006-09-06T02:25:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.johncoulthart.com\/feuilleton\/?p=892"},"modified":"2008-07-19T03:31:25","modified_gmt":"2008-07-19T02:31:25","slug":"dorothy-parker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.johncoulthart.com\/feuilleton\/2006\/09\/06\/dorothy-parker\/","title":{"rendered":"Dorothy Parker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Portable-Dorothy-Penguin-Classics-Deluxe\/dp\/0143039539\/sr=8-9\/qid=1157508272\/ref=sr_1_9\/202-1682705-8449437?ie=UTF8&amp;s=gateway\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.johncoulthart.com\/feuilleton\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/dorothy_parker.jpg\" id=\"image893\" alt=\"dorothy_parker.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The peerless Ms P <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Portable-Dorothy-Penguin-Classics-Deluxe\/dp\/0143039539\/sr=8-9\/qid=1157508272\/ref=sr_1_9\/202-1682705-8449437?ie=UTF8&amp;s=gateway\" target=\"_blank\">re-jacketed<\/a> by cartoonist <a href=\"http:\/\/www.drawnandquarterly.com\/artStudio.php?artist=a3dff7dd55a576\" target=\"_blank\">Seth<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8216;Resum\u00e9&#8217;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Razors pain you;<br \/>\nRivers are damp;<br \/>\nAcids stain you;<br \/>\nAnd drugs cause cramp.<br \/>\nGuns aren&#8217;t lawful;<br \/>\nNooses give;<br \/>\nGas smells awful;<br \/>\nYou might as well live. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Elsewhere on { feuilleton }<br \/>\n\u2022 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.johncoulthart.com\/feuilleton\/the-book-covers-archive\/\">The book covers archive<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The peerless Ms P re-jacketed by cartoonist Seth. &#8216;Resum\u00e9&#8217; Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren&#8217;t lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live. Elsewhere on { feuilleton } \u2022 The book covers archive<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[42,9,4],"tags":[1169],"class_list":["post-892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-comics","category-design","tag-dorothy-parker"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pq7rV-eo","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johncoulthart.com\/feuilleton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johncoulthart.com\/feuilleton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johncoulthart.com\/feuilleton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johncoulthart.com\/feuilleton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johncoulthart.com\/feuilleton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.johncoulthart.com\/feuilleton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johncoulthart.com\/feuilleton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johncoulthart.com\/feuilleton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johncoulthart.com\/feuilleton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}